blakk frogg added shit November 24, 2005
time to show your frogg, bitch!
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Frogg's Got Jokes!
A guy walks into the local welfare office (again) and says "Hi, You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I really, really wanna' work for a living. Honest."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Well, you started it..."
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Note: Who the fuck would've thought that I, Blakk Frogg, would have kept posting porn. I mean, like, you know... really. Who'd a'thunk it? Not me. Nope. No fuckin' way. But it happened. Here's the proof:
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Who the fuck is Blakk Frogg? Why do you care? Just have fun with the free porn and shut the fuck up. Be glad he likes porn as much as you and gives it away. Stop asking questions!
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